After listening to the 'Twila, the Girl Who Waz in Luv with a Vampyre' a fanfiction based on Twilight (please note that this is not anti-Twilight just anti-terrible fanfiction) on youtube I have decided to create a work of similar caliber and override it in terms of plot, character development, spelling, and grammar. Yes, everything from cannon destruction to using chatspeak to Mary Sues, I will compile it all into a giant compost heap of horror and disgust. Please understand that I am not attacking the author of this work but the work itself for it is swelling with abomidable stereotypes ('I'm goffic' was often read as the main character's self description), appauling spelling errors (and yes, I understand that I am very much guilty of terrible spelling, however, at least my attempts resemble the words they inted to be and I admit my inability to spell my way out of a paper bag), wretched character development, and grammatical sodomy. Please what do you think of this? Realize that this is not a personal attack on any fanfiction author but bad fanfiction in itself, be it for Twilight, A Nightmare on Elm Street, or any other series that has fallen victim to disgusting self insertions, and violations of English language. If I've offended anybody, I apologize. Thank you,

Freddy bless you all.